Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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