Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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