i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Too much gin, very little bucket
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
cat food counts as protein by the way
We talked him into tasing himself.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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