Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I know her cup size but not her name....
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