Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
