So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize