That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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