Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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