You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
In America we eat man semen.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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