their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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