We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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