I just cut my nipple shaving
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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