you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Too much gin, very little bucket
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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