belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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