So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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