Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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