girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
All the doctor said was why
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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