They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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