It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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