She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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