But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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