im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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