butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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