I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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