Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Randomize
