He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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