I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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