So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
