you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
