your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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