so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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