This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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