Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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