Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Your penis caused this!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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