we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
