She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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