Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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