It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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