Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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