Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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