I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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