So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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