Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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