This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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