I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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