tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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