i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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