FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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