Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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