i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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