maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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