Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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