There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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