Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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